Am PC plin de ownage`uri =))))))
User: Salut.
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: Ce faci?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: C faci bwa boule?
Cleverbot: Esti un cocalar.
User: WTF ? Sugeamiai @%#$^.
Cleverbot: I'm not sugemeaipula.
User: Nu , Esti InghiteStiula.
Cleverbot: Tu esti bou.
User: Mata'i vaca.
Cleverbot: Esti un bou.
User: Esti BOVINA.
Cleverbot: Tu esti.
User: Esti fata?
Cleverbot: Nu.
User: Esti baiat?
Cleverbot: Tu ce esti.
User: Fata.
Cleverbot: Ce procesor ai?
User: De 15 Cm lungime , 4 grosime.
Cleverbot: Taci acolo.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Dai ownage'uri , shai?
Cleverbot: Bestemmia tu!
User: ?
Cleverbot: Yes... The irony...
User: Esti fata?
Cleverbot: Esti bou?
User: Esti fata?
Cleverbot: Nu...baiat.
User: Cati ani ai?
Cleverbot: 19.
User: Vrei sa ma futi ?
Cleverbot: Vezi ca vorbesti urat!
User: Esti fata?
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Cati ani ai?
Cleverbot: 15.
User: Unde locuiesti?
Cleverbot: De ce?
User: Zi unde locuiesti?
Cleverbot: Bucuresti.
User: Aha..Vii in blaj?
Cleverbot: Nu.
User: De ce? Sa ne intalnim.
Cleverbot: You de?
User: ?
Cleverbot: You de?
User: ?
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Who screamed?
User: Tu , cand te'am futut.
Cleverbot: Cati ani ai?
User: 18.
Cleverbot: Mare chestie.
User:
).
Cleverbot: Ahh ok.
User: Ce tip de muzica asculti?
Cleverbot: Rock..tie iti place?
User: DAA.
Cleverbot: Daa?
User: Da , Imi place.
Cleverbot: De ce iti place sa vorbesti cu mine?
User: Esti singura care vorbeste cu mine ..
.
Cleverbot: Ok...am inteles.
User: Ce trupe iti plac?
Cleverbot: Cele de muzica rock.
User: Zi un nume de trupa preferata.
Cleverbot: Mama, dar pe tine?
User: Zi un nume de trupa.
Cleverbot: Cred ca da.
User: Despre ce vorbim?
Cleverbot: Despre iubire.
User: Hai in blaj !
Cleverbot: De ce?
User: Sa facem dragoste.
Cleverbot: Sige saan sa cheeks or what?
User: Care este id'ul tau de messenger?
Cleverbot: Nu vreau sa ti-l dau.
User: Te rog.
Cleverbot: Tian zis nu.
User: Hai te rooooog.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Plz?
Cleverbot: I can't stay.
User: Da'mil te rog.
Cleverbot: You are copying me.
User: Mi'l dai id`ul tau?
Cleverbot: What country are you from?
User: Romania.
Cleverbot: Ah cool. I come from Italy.
User: Bine..Da'mi id`ul tau.
Cleverbot: Wow! I was just going to say that!
User: Da'mi id tau.
Cleverbot: Cosa.
User: Id tau.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Ai messenger.
Cleverbot: Oh THAT msn. I use it, too.
User: I use Yahoo.
Cleverbot: What's Treseme?
User: Cum te cheama?
Cleverbot: Soarbe-Zeama.
User: Cum te striga?
Cleverbot: Mamaliga.
User: Care e id tau?
Cleverbot: 1.
User: Id tau.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nimic..
Cleverbot: Tu ai facut programul asta?
User: Nu , Dar daca'mi dai id tau..
Cleverbot: Sunt viu ba mortule:P.
User: Sunt mort ba viule
).
Cleverbot: Bine, atunci esti proasta.
User: Tu esti.
Cleverbot: Sti sa faci laba?
User: Cum sa nu.
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: Trebuie sa plec..imi dai id tau?
Cleverbot: Nu vreau.
User: Te rog.
Cleverbot: Ce ii? Ce ma rogi?
User: Sa imi dai id tau.
Cleverbot: Cu ce te ocupi?
User: Cu cerutul id'urilor.
Cleverbot: Tu?
User: Imi dai id tau?
Cleverbot: De care preferi?
User: Roman.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Send me your yahoo messenger id.
Cleverbot: I don't use Yahoo Messenger.
User: Install it !
Cleverbot: Gentoo Linux.
User: Ok..Tell me your E-Mail.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Orice,doar sa vorbim.
Cleverbot: Bine.
User: E-Mailul tau te rog.
Cleverbot: Sorry can't do that.
User: Trebuie sa plec , Iubire.
Cleverbot: De ce.
User: Sa fut femei.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Pa Pa.
Cleverbot: Ajd reci vic.
by Vady » 31 Aug 2010, 16:20 
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OMG PC nu e din lumea asta . 
