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esti gay?
Da.


=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

L-am intrebat cu cine tine a zis cu Steaua ))))
L-am intrebat daca Guta e un bou si mi-a raspuns: "Taco"

Doamne ce PC prost am ))

eu:You like fucked?
pc: Yes

eu stiam saitu ala de mult

"eu:nu-mi vine sa cred cum poti fi asa prost
el:Uh-huh.
eu:cu ce echipa tii?
el:Cu steaua."
=)))))

eu: cu ce echipa tii
el : cu craiova
eu: asculti manele
el: nu ma ca nu sunt tigan

Doamne :
esti ratat?
Sunt sincera.

Loooool :
esti dobitoc !
Stiu.

^=)))))

eu:iti place sa faci sex cu Pawel Golanski?
el:Da.

eu:iti place de mine?
el:Da.
eu:serios?
el:Da, serios.
eu:ma iubesti mult?
el:Da.
=)))

Vrei sa ne giugiulim?
da
Hai.
esti gay ?
Da.


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eu:cati 15 ani ai?
el:15.
eu:nu 21?
el:Nu sunt baiat sunt fata.

Cica.
L-am intrebat daca-i plac organele masculine de inmultire si mi-a raspuns ca depinde. LoOOOL.

eu:vorbesti maghiara?
el:Da.
eu:spune-mi ceva in maghiara
el:Dorobanti.
=))))))))))))) cat am ras

Ce inseamna acest Paaaaa?
inseamna ca esti varza
Bine, sunt prost. Cristina e proasta?
da
Ok.

Pc-u meu e varza ))

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